I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize