I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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