This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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