The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
