Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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