Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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