Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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