don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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