hell yes lets make some ravioli
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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