We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Randomize
