if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I am midnight drunk by noon
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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