Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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