My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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