I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You were trust falling into bushes
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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