Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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