i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i was born a porn star she said
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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