I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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