I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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