I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
