Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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