at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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