i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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