she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He shit in the fireplace
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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