if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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