I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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