I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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