Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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