And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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