heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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