To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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