we're blogging at a bar
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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