He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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