Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Is it because I queefed?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize