Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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