Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he thought i was a dude.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Mom said you looked used
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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