whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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