so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The adults are the big ones right?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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