just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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