I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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