Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think my fart just growled at me.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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