My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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