Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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