69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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