Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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