so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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