I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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