maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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