You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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