Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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