I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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