It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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