I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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