I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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